By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 07:27 - South Africa

Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML
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SayItNicely 0

Do you happen to work at the same place as the person who asked for a bottle of milk? Then that wouldn't seem so weird...

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Shinygirlnz 1

Get used to disgusting stuff... you're going to be a vet.

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jacquay09 3

and that's how you get pink eye!

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rashott 0

That sort of thing wouldnt happen to a country boy. dumb ass.

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SkittlesAyee 0

At least you have more experience then others lol

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Zombie65 0

you need to go back to school cows udder is easily accessible from the side of the animal not by crawling up between it's hind legs under it's ass

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krs7g4 8

you're getting pinkeye!

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