By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 07:27 - South Africa

Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML
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Same thing different taste

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SayItNicely 0

Do you happen to work at the same place as the person who asked for a bottle of milk? Then that wouldn't seem so weird...

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notquite69 0

Even most non-vets know you don't get behind the animal. Be happy you weren't kicked.

apparently you have to during milking, it's a safety risk but there should be precautions, op should of had goggles

TheDrifter 23

Just with certain machine designs. The one the government links to is union made but barely passes safety regs as it milks from behind and leads to a lot of worker injuries.

ReynshineCutting 10

It might depend on the animal. I don't know much about cows, but lots of horses will kick you and you still have to be behind them all the time. Not only that, but they can kick to the side too so whenever you work near their hind end you're at risk of getting kicked.

Is your name in reference to riding cutters?

cows dont kick behind, horses do. cows kick to their sides. learned this in animal science

cptmorgan15 2

Only today you're a student vet? What were you yesterday?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

All FMLs start with "Today," ...

the cow has excellent aim!! YDI for having bacon double cheeseburger on your breath.

not sure, might be some sort of stimulant to get the milk out easier, I don't know anything about milking but I have held a cows heart in a medical research laboratory(best work experience ever.) it was massive oh crap I went off topic >_<

SteelCladAngel 0

mastitis treatment possibly, or stuff to 'kill a quarter' if a section if a cows udder doesn't work/gets recurring mastitis et c the teat on that quarter is injected with a chemical that kills the milk ducts et c and the cow doesn't produce milk there anymore.

SteelCladAngel 0

mastitis treatment possibly, or stuff to 'kill a quarter' if a section if a cows udder doesn't work/gets recurring mastitis et c the teat on that quarter is injected with a chemical that kills the milk ducts et c and the cow doesn't produce milk there anymore.

Wow that's ******* hilarious! Definitely FYL though.

To bad she didn't pee in your eye. cow urine is actually very good for you and your eyes. a lot of eyedrops contain cow urine.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

large cow pie little eye. how did u not see it coming to at least close ur eyes

djphoenix18 1

Better check for squaids. Lol