By sober judge - 03/10/2013 03:46 - United States - Enfield

Today, I'm in a military academy with a strict no alcohol policy. My friends drunk call me practically every night to tell me how much fun they are having. FML
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Philintheblankz 14

If your friends are out getting drunk practically every night then I would say your gonna be much better off than them.

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PandaBurst 10

Good on you for deciding to be one of our sexy men/women in uniform. It'll pay off. Plus, you'll get more franks bought for you in the future when you're wearing your uniform. ;-)

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Austin1M6 2

yep, same thing happened to me my knob year, it sucks

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divadro102 16

And once you leave you'll be able to prove how much fun you can have without touching a drop of liqour

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thesnake8 1

you gonna cry about it or what? you joined the military... man up, be glad your not enlisted.

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XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Drinking isn't everything buddy believe that.

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lanco_fml 10

suck it up solider..life is more then drinking..you r representing our country

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Phoenix_fml 13

Coast Guard? They do a damn fine job. And you'll have a job after graduation. Don't worry about the partying.

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SemperFiGaming 1

Don't worry. You're in the Military and that takes a lot. Don't worry, you'll be drinking one when they can't :)

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worldclassrager 39

Being sober is better than drunk...(not putting this on them) they do something they really regret...

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k84765 3

seriously you think this is considered an fml story big deal you can't drink life must be horrible you wake up without a hangover , have money to spend on better things in life and don't blackout and act like a retard . get your priorities straight . I think you are one up on your friends bc you are sober

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