By sober judge - 03/10/2013 03:46 - United States - Enfield

Today, I'm in a military academy with a strict no alcohol policy. My friends drunk call me practically every night to tell me how much fun they are having. FML
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Philintheblankz 14

If your friends are out getting drunk practically every night then I would say your gonna be much better off than them.

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PandaBurst 10

Good on you for deciding to be one of our sexy men/women in uniform. It'll pay off. Plus, you'll get more franks bought for you in the future when you're wearing your uniform. ;-)

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ruckfules85 34

Stay positive. At least you know you're doing something with your life.

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JBrownie123 24

So? You shouldn't care about getting drunk if you're doing what you want and being in a military academy.

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brianax36 14

There's a lot of people who join for the benefits. Not because they really want to.

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harp 9

You don't get into the Military Academies for the benefits, you need to be appointed by your congressman

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JBrownie123 24

I also think it's a very noble thing he's doing. He shouldn't need to worry about going out drinking when he's defending his country.

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unknown2126 14

Think of it like this, while you step up to defend what's right, they stay. Locked in immaturity, becoming worthless drunks, with nothing to do than to call someone who is actually moving toward with their life

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Faff 20

ha!! defend what's right? It's a military academy, not Greenpeace.

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Jhtsosa 5

You should be able to have some kind of fun without alcohol.

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ilytyvm 25

One, who the hell is saying that the OP deserves it? What exactly is making him deserving of his friends purposely messing with him to make him feel badly about not being allowed to drink? OP, that sucks. You need some new friends. I know one of my exes struggled with not being allowed to drink on base either. Eventually, they got caught, so I wouldn't recommend doing that. haha

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morella_xx 29

While I voted FYL, I do think OP deserves it a tiny bit. S/he chose to enroll there knowing the dry policy.

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teresa96706 29

I chose YDI for the same reason #56 did. If OP cares so much/is jealous that his friends drunk call him when he can't drink, then why are they in that academy? I don't understand why people are saying he needs new friends.

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perdix 29

Hey, you get to shoot guns and blow up shit. Also, ladies love a man in uniform, so youll be ok:D

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DrEnia1at0r 20

Joke is on them, you're in a military academy. Those are hard as hell to get into, I know because I'm trying.

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Mr_Mole 24

When you're older, you'll realise you haven't missed out on anything.

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T9FTW 20

That's when you black their number(s).

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jw90 18

First off thank you for what you do for our country OP. And second you'll be better off in the long run. Cuz getting smashed every night and doing stupid things could get you terminated from the military. Be glad you're not doing what they are.

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