By sober judge - 03/10/2013 03:46 - United States - Enfield

Today, I'm in a military academy with a strict no alcohol policy. My friends drunk call me practically every night to tell me how much fun they are having. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 598
You deserved it 7 864

Same thing different taste

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If your friends are out getting drunk practically every night then I would say your gonna be much better off than them.

PandaBurst 10

Good on you for deciding to be one of our sexy men/women in uniform. It'll pay off. Plus, you'll get more franks bought for you in the future when you're wearing your uniform. ;-)

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shy_and_bubbly 6

Well if you're a guy op look at it this way ladies like men in uniform :p

Would you feel different if they called you sober every night to tell you how much fun they are having?

Goblin182 26

It's always better to party sober. Never hungover.

quit being a bitch. at least you get to use a cellphone. USMC bootcamp allows nothing. quit your ******* crying, and man the **** up.

You do realize you don't need alcohol to have a good time. Grow up and enjoy life sober.

You could be like me and the minority of the population who doesn't drink and doesn't find it fun to get drunk. I have way more fun sober than drunk.

If it's a high school, you don't need to be drinking. You're too young.

Carry on cadet one day it will all pay off to one vet to a soldier hooah and I salute you!