By sober judge - 03/10/2013 03:46 - United States - Enfield

Today, I'm in a military academy with a strict no alcohol policy. My friends drunk call me practically every night to tell me how much fun they are having. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 598
You deserved it 7 864

Same thing different taste

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If your friends are out getting drunk practically every night then I would say your gonna be much better off than them.

PandaBurst 10

Good on you for deciding to be one of our sexy men/women in uniform. It'll pay off. Plus, you'll get more franks bought for you in the future when you're wearing your uniform. ;-)

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Opsofficer 2

What service academy. Because I plan to attend the naval academy. but trust me it's not worth running your future just let them waste their health and money and not have a good future to look forward to.

middlenamefrank 8

They're neglecting their education, their careers, and they spend every morning hung over. Call THEM next time and tell them how brightly your future is shining.

they can be having fun right now but sooner or later you'll be the more fit, respected individual. I'm in the same shoes as you OP

Curious to see who's better off in 5 years.

Academy grad here - Upon graduation you'll have a guaranteed job and can retire in 20 years. Or if you get out early you'll get a job at any firm in almost no time. They'll be in line at McDonalds with 200 others to fill one of five job openings. First year sucks, others suck less, but trust me, it's worth it.

Trust me, it'll pay off soon enough. Can't tell you how many of my friends are still back home doing the same old shit years after I left for bootcamp.

Bunchofdipsticks_fml 6

Don't stress it, if you do pursue a career in the military, you'll have way better friends and way better drunken night...that comes from experience

Nobody told u to be Captain America. That was your choice. And I as an American appreciate it. Now quit crying and deal with it!

No way! What military school? I go to a military school too