Health: Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be...

By sick in Vegas - 07/01/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2010 23:16 - United States

Today, after weeks of looking forward to my birthday trip to the beach, I've come down with a serious case of the flu. My family is still going without me, but at least now they don't have to pay someone to watch the dog. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Rachel8896 - 15/08/2013 11:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML

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By Disappointed Mom - 31/07/2016 20:31 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML

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By Nick M - 19/12/2016 17:49

Today, my 18th birthday, I woke up vomiting with a temperature of 104 degrees. After I settled back in bed with some water, my mom said, "This is how you're supposed to feel on your 21st birthday, not your 18th." FML

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MikeDa1Da 14

Sunday 8 January 2012 1:54

Buy a hooker?

StoryOfTheYear 14

Sunday 8 January 2012 1:58

Then he'd have more than just a stomach virus.

Comments

BeefyQueef 5

Sunday 8 January 2012 1:59

When you get ****** up and smoke the poles of more guys than you've had birthdays, shit like that tends to happen. Especially is Vegas! What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there, in your case that's all the **** that's probably marinating in your small intestine.

lindseykcool 6

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:45

That's ******* disgusting.

BeefyQueef 5

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:23

... so you must know what that's like then?

Unsorrowful 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 2:00

Hahah drink a few bottles of Jack Daniels... Im sure youll have a blast for ur birth day ^^

ThatLooksSticky 16

Sunday 8 January 2012 4:10

Yup...I bet all that alcohol will probably kill those nasty germs. Bottoms up!

Horcruxer 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 2:04

I'll be there for spring break blowing my money as fast as I can!

dcg1375 7

Sunday 8 January 2012 4:03

That would've been better if you would've said blowing your money as fast as OP's chunks. Or as fast as a $10 hooker.....

Danni91 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 2:07

No one cares about birthdays after the 21st anyway.

cosmosis 12

Sunday 8 January 2012 2:34

Like you would know... Your only 20...

GoW_Chick 14

Sunday 8 January 2012 2:10

You know I can't help to want to know more about this..... story time? *grabs popcorn*

tennisrapper1 14

Sunday 8 January 2012 2:12

Maybe celebrate it when you feel better? It probably won't be worse than you expected the awesome day to be, it's only a couple days of putting it off. :)

perdix 29

Sunday 8 January 2012 2:15

Just wait until the soup percolates through your diseased alimentary canal. You'll be having a blast out of one of the orifices at either end. Or both.