By sick in Vegas - 07/01/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 14

Then he'd have more than just a stomach virus.

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GoW_Chick 14

So did you go and help her or did you make her do it herself? *shifts in seat and takes a sip of soda*

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hateevryone 14

well, happy birthday.

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Pentium_4 27

stare out your window and count how many people get arrested

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perdix 29

Hmmm. You could be sitting like a zombie for hours in front of a slot machine losing money while trying to get drunk on watered-down "free" drinks, or overpaying to see the shows of tired, old has-beens. The me-time in your hotel room could be your best call, especially if you throw in Internet ****.

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Shabbsessed 0

You're not meant to eat with a stomach virus...

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ThatLooksSticky 16

*have... *gone... *to.., *a... As in, "Have you gone to a doctor yet?" Sorry. Couldn't help it.

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thiscrazything 1

Happy birthday. Hope you're feeling better soon and can enjoy vegas.

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firefighterjohn 9

maybe its gods way of telling you that your better off being sick then being out on the strip getting someone knocked up or getting arrested. remember everything happens for a reason

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cooLING 0

So, when your friends get HIV or knock up some chicks, you can have the last laugh with your diarrhea-free ass...

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bobbycorwen 5

"God's" way sucks.

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cgchamp89 7

Wait, what did you do with the bodies? *steal some of chick's popcorn*

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