Love: Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because...

By afraid of flying too - 24/06/2013 23:24 - Canada - Fort Saint John

Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML

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By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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By festival virgin - 29/05/2013 19:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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By friboy2791 - 27/09/2021 17:01

Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML

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By Kitty - 23/04/2009 08:54 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2021 10:58

Today, I had to cancel a plane ticket to a friend's wedding, because first he gave me the wrong date, after which his fiancée cut me from the guests because of Covid safety. Instead of paying $600 to be in the ceremony, I'm paying $400 to not go anywhere because the ticket could only be partially refunded. FML

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By Jackal - 20/08/2019 12:00 - United States - Trumbull

Today, I found out the time I'd requested off for a trip in 2 months, that my boss said that I could go on, wasn't fully processed, just in case he decided I couldn't go. He told me the second part after I'd bought no refund tickets for shows for both me and my girlfriend. FML

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You ******* idiot

By Anonymous - 28/04/2018 01:30

Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML

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LeonKennedy45 10

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:37

Glad you dumped his ass.

coried91 28

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:38

That's horrible. I hope he falls off his broom and onto his face.

Comments

itsmichellebitch 16

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:43

take a friend and show that asshole you don't need him.

08zw 19

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:45

One way to look at it: You can make somebody very happy with that extra ticket. But I do have to say, Quidditch tournaments are very important.

gntfmlingnow 12

Thursday 27 June 2013 7:42

... I had no idea Quiddich was an actual thing

dragonrider1959 18

Saturday 11 October 2014 16:06

It was made into a real sport

sunworshiper 10

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:45

Go with one of your friends, take loads of pictures and show him how you can have a better time without him. Make sure to take some pictures with hot bartenders!

Mech1989 13

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:46

What a complete douche. The things people say to hurt someone is absolutely horrible. I'm sorry OP, You're better off without his hateful ass.

olpally 32

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:47

Really?? What a loser! His loss!

Orhugs 11

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:48

Grab yo SKINNY ass and a bestie and get a tan sweetheart !! Nothing says "******* asshole" like a margarita on the beach :)

andrealovvve 17

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:50

Take a friend!

LovesSushi 25

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:51

At least it was just a boyfriend and you weren't married... I'm now going to Cancun with my dad for what was supposed to be a one year anniversary trip. Douche canoes!

semper_amo 14

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:51

Who would want to play a game instead of going on a trip to Jamaica?!

MansonFTW 5

Wednesday 26 June 2013 0:57

It's not just any game. It's quidditch.

cottoncandymango 17

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:53

You can leave his sorry ass here to get stabbed in the butt with a broom anyway while you can relax and enjoy soaking up the sun at the beach in Jamaica. :) Bring a friend or a family member! You'll still have fun. :)