Miscellaneous: Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door...

By shitless88 - 20/08/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML

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By the_lameo_geek - 21/10/2013 02:16 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I was mugged in a public bathroom. All I had on me was a plastic sheriff's badge, so I gave it to them. They laughed me out of the restroom. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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Typical Ohia public bathroom

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By random - 29/04/2013 21:11 - Canada

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML

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Not a people person

By Just me - 13/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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Spooky

By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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Chub rub

By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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satanic_fml 13

Saturday 20 August 2011 5:31

the ****??

skinthesnakes 6

Saturday 20 August 2011 5:33

should have been like i plead the 5th and sat there silent as he listens to your shit sounds.

Comments

IndigoAcrylic 9

Saturday 20 August 2011 6:51

Omg! I chocked on my sunchips I was laughing so hard from this FML xD like seriously. lMFAO!

RodzillaX 30

Saturday 20 August 2011 7:10

ydi...for not knowing lemmiwinks lol.

hysson 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 7:10

That could happen to me. I live in IL too.

20jetsgo 3

Saturday 20 August 2011 7:28

Is tha you letting birds sit on your head... If it is your ******* sick

dmeloccaro 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 7:23

I would have loved to be an outsider seeing this go down.

20jetsgo 3

Saturday 20 August 2011 7:25

Best prank ever in the history... Hahahaha

otb113 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 7:29

you sir, are a pussy

chaserforeva77 3

Saturday 20 August 2011 7:34

thats weirdd.

brohamas16 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 7:38

well thts pretty un called for

B3Y0ND 3

Saturday 20 August 2011 7:41

COLE PHELPS, HOMISHIT.

IndigoFuckYou 9

Saturday 20 August 2011 7:42

Wait, lemme get this straight. You were too embarrassed to report him, but not too embarrassed to tell your entire story, complete with you ******** your balls off, to thousands of random people on the Internet all over the world?