Kids: Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke...

By Marjorie - 13/07/2012 17:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2021 00:30

Today, my 12 year-old son came home with two broken arms after finding an awesome place to ride his bike. He found a sweet jump and his handlebars broke. He's currently in slings and waiting for an appointment with a surgeon, the breaks were so bad, the hospital couldn't reset them. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2014 08:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spent six hours at the ER. Why? My husband dared our seventeen-year-old son to recreate a 'Jackass' trolley-hedge diving stunt at the local supermarket. What wasn't on my groceries list was a broken arm, fractured wrist, whiplash and cuts and bruises. FML

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By boymom - 04/08/2021 15:59

Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2013 22:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I spent most of my daughter's 8th birthday with her in the hospital while her broken arm was put in a cast. Apparently, my son had told her that some people gained the ability to fly on their 8th birthday before encouraging her to find out by jumping off the slippery slide. FML

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By derped-out sperm - 01/04/2014 21:41 - Ireland

Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 22:32 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 11:56 - United States - Newburyport

Today, after a snowstorm my son decided that boarding off the roof onto my truck would be fun. My truck now has a puncture wound. The same truck that drove him to the hospital for his puncture wound and broken arm. FML

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By Connor - 25/12/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 18:23 - United States - Ridge

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

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By failureparent - 21/03/2011 01:25 - United States

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

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Saturday 14 July 2012 2:00

You know what they say...The apple doesn't fall far from the tree... ...Or the window.

yuggi1 11

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:02

It's cause those damn ice cream trucks are there one second and gone the next. Every millisecond counts.

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wubbazugg 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 6:24

YDI for not raising a smarter kid.

alexa9510 1

Saturday 14 July 2012 6:43

I think your kid is kind of awesome. lol

stej1985 3

Saturday 14 July 2012 7:05

did he at least get the ice cream? I was in a motorbike accident and I successfully managed to claim for a tub of ben and Jerry's..... lol

funkamunka 2

Saturday 14 July 2012 7:32

I can relate. I'm pretty crazy for ice cream, too. Granted, that is a whole new level of fandom. Hope he's okay.

crazytrain10110 1

Saturday 14 July 2012 8:13

You have to beat the fatties one way or another

Kev50027 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 8:42

I suggest a diet for your kid.

toohottiedottie 2

Saturday 14 July 2012 8:56

Well get your ass off FML and do some parenting!

TheBedMonster 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 9:00

Sadly I could see me and my friend doing that for the ice cream truck. Hope your son gets an awesome cast do you think they could get ones with ice cream trucks all over it??