Work: Today, I made a mistake at work that got seven people fired.... - FML

By Joel - 25/08/2010 19:13 - United States

Today, I made a mistake at work that got seven people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

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By Sewert_5 - 10/11/2015 16:16

Today, I made a fatal mistake that may cost my company thousands of dollars. This was right after I got a recognition for my outstanding work last week. FML

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By Whoopsx99 - 30/01/2010 19:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 06:40 - United States - Bedford Hills

Today, my co-workers and I have to fight for our jobs because of a mistake our managers made. They get to keep their jobs. FML

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By Terrible Boss - 18/09/2019 02:04 - United States

Today, I fired all 12 of my employees, purely out of anger and frustration. Realizing my mistake when I'd calmed down, I called each employee and apologized, asking if they'd come back. Only one said yes. The mailroom clerk. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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Broadcast

By suspended - 25/07/2015 00:59 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

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By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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Not a good look

By Sean - 07/12/2024 07:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML

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You deserved it 526

The buck stops here

By Anonymous - 30/06/2016 20:42 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML

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You deserved it 907

FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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evilplatypus 38

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:36

then fess up to your bosses that it's your fault, ass-wipe

sarahjessie94 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:37

What did you do? :S

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ebaylo 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:47

Snitches get the stitches.

xX_WARNING_Xx 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:48

clever

twinny_sc 13

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:51

and end up in ditches...

beelovesfml 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:53

^what they said ^

ThePaperDragon 31

Thursday 26 August 2010 6:02

Like the rest of them bitches...

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 26 August 2010 7:38

That only want riches.

habeeboburky94 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:50

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I know it's mean of me to laugh, but HAHAHAHAHAH.

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:52

clap clap :D

jessica2244 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:55

haha stay in your office and hide till they leav e at least u still have your job..but u should try to fix it without completely confessing

tinybear93 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:55

hahahaha sucks for yooouuu!!

destineydeon 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:56

you have to leave sometime. (: but people do make mistakes. sorry op

Y_U_19029 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:57

you gonna get jumped! buy a fake moustache

sugarfoot83 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 2:00

we are in a recession, good job of securing your job!!!

ilovemydoodle123 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 2:01

ok...... i want to say you deserved it, but if I were in your position, I wouldn't confess! and i don't know, but if you can, I would get someone to walk you to your car. unless your a man, cuz then that's just gay:)

samsam3_fml 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 2:02

dick move!

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Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML

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Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML

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Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML

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Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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Today, my coworker, who I'm secretly in love with, asked me what my plans for the weekend were. I thought she might have been about to ask me out, so I said that I had no plans. She then rolled her eyes and said that she hates talking to, "boring people who shut down every conversation starter." FML

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Today, I found out why I find damp spots on my favorite jacket. I appears that my dog often becomes very intimate with it. FML

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Today, I was in my drama class and I was standing behind the curtains. My friend accidentally bumped me into the bin that was hidden behind the curtain. Everyone heard me fall and they opened the curtains. My butt was stuck in it and my knees were in front of my face. No one helped. FML

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Today, I was taking a walk with a girl I really like. Trying to impress her, I mentioned I'd just learned how to do a front flip, and she told me to prove it. I did the flip, but stumbled forward on the landing and smacked head-first into a pole. She's still laughing. FML

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