Work: Today, I made a mistake at work that got seven people fired.... - FML

By Joel - 25/08/2010 19:13 - United States

Today, I made a mistake at work that got seven people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

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By Sewert_5 - 10/11/2015 16:16

Today, I made a fatal mistake that may cost my company thousands of dollars. This was right after I got a recognition for my outstanding work last week. FML

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By Whoopsx99 - 30/01/2010 19:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 06:40 - United States - Bedford Hills

Today, my co-workers and I have to fight for our jobs because of a mistake our managers made. They get to keep their jobs. FML

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By Terrible Boss - 18/09/2019 02:04 - United States

Today, I fired all 12 of my employees, purely out of anger and frustration. Realizing my mistake when I'd calmed down, I called each employee and apologized, asking if they'd come back. Only one said yes. The mailroom clerk. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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By suspended - 25/07/2015 00:59 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

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By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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By Sean - 07/12/2024 07:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML

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The buck stops here

By Anonymous - 30/06/2016 20:42 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML

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FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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evilplatypus 38

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:36

then fess up to your bosses that it's your fault, ass-wipe

sarahjessie94 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:37

What did you do? :S

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emo_freak 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:32

ydi for being a dumbass

millyrocks123 3

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:32

What did you do that got 7 people fired?! I think you should consider new job listings before and then tell your boss to give those people their jobs back.

rossp 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:40

ey guys give him a break every one makes mistakes tell your boss what really happened and be honest. that'll get you points roasted a second chance:)

darkmis1 17

Thursday 26 August 2010 19:44

No, that'll get him fired. Welcome to the real world. OP: All I have to say is YDI and I hope you get fired and get your ass kicked!

tj79 3

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:48

25, it's little worms like you that makes people lose faith in this world. may the angry fleas from seven old dusty camels infest your pubes

Snorlax_Snarf 10

Friday 15 June 2012 20:00

HAHAHAHA dusty camelsc

JayMorales 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:51

is your name Michael Scott by chance??

allie198 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:07

123--whoa you look like a person i knoww lmaoo

JayMorales 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:43

haha well I live in Iowa. so idk

GawZ 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:57

I don't care if you deserve it or not... your life is f'd!!!

Leon91 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:04

This FML is defiantly a favorite!

gymdiva1 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:09

what could you of possibly done?? lol sorrryyyy though!(;

xNephilim 18

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:09

How about you tell your boss and stop acting like a little girl?

LMAO_atLife 8

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:15

admit what you did!! seven people are unemployed in a horrible economy for no fault of their own. don't blame them for waiting outside.

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