Work: Today, I made a mistake at work that got seven people fired.... - FML

By Joel - 25/08/2010 19:13 - United States

Today, I made a mistake at work that got seven people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

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Today, I made a fatal mistake that may cost my company thousands of dollars. This was right after I got a recognition for my outstanding work last week. FML

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By Whoopsx99 - 30/01/2010 19:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

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Today, my co-workers and I have to fight for our jobs because of a mistake our managers made. They get to keep their jobs. FML

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By suspended - 25/07/2015 00:59 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

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By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2016 20:42 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML

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By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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By leogs23 - 07/03/2021 14:02

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evilplatypus 38

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:36

then fess up to your bosses that it's your fault, ass-wipe

sarahjessie94 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:37

What did you do? :S

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basketball40 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 2:53

totally ur fault

cinnamon20 1

Thursday 26 August 2010 3:02

uhhh can you blame them?

rider45 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 3:13

OMG FYL what did you do?

Aeropostale 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 3:27

Wait, how did you get 7 people fired without getting fired yourself? Hmm...YDI.

aardvarkish 15

Thursday 26 August 2010 3:34

"Office Space" I saw it too.

ASA5G 2

Thursday 26 August 2010 3:35

why the hell did so may people get thumbs down for commenting? OP did you thumb all these people down? It really is all your fault dumb ass. you need to 'fess up 'cause losing you job is better than being hospitalized dude.

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 26 August 2010 3:42

My bad.

1trinity1 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 3:47

dumbass ******* go tell your boss its your ******* fault and face the godamned consequences and if they still wanna kick ur ass then let them do it asshole

rubyroborr 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 3:49

got a pistol? lol

DemonLord_fml 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 3:55

OP is troll

astroid714 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 3:57

tell ur boss to give u a ride home..lol

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