Work: Today, I made a mistake at work that got seven people fired.... - FML

By Joel - 25/08/2010 19:13 - United States

Today, I made a mistake at work that got seven people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

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By Sewert_5 - 10/11/2015 16:16

Today, I made a fatal mistake that may cost my company thousands of dollars. This was right after I got a recognition for my outstanding work last week. FML

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By Whoopsx99 - 30/01/2010 19:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 06:40 - United States - Bedford Hills

Today, my co-workers and I have to fight for our jobs because of a mistake our managers made. They get to keep their jobs. FML

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By Terrible Boss - 18/09/2019 02:04 - United States

Today, I fired all 12 of my employees, purely out of anger and frustration. Realizing my mistake when I'd calmed down, I called each employee and apologized, asking if they'd come back. Only one said yes. The mailroom clerk. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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Broadcast

By suspended - 25/07/2015 00:59 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

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By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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The buck stops here

By Anonymous - 30/06/2016 20:42 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML

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FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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Nighty night

By leogs23 - 07/03/2021 14:02

Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML

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evilplatypus 38

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:36

then fess up to your bosses that it's your fault, ass-wipe

sarahjessie94 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:37

What did you do? :S

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jimu 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 3:58

Douchebag, I bet you have a history of ******* up other peoples live and of course always by accident. Almost as if you're the victim. Do us a favor and go **** yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AnaDarkAngel 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:00

YDI for being selfish

vballplaya4ever 8

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:01

wowww you're a ******* idiot!!!

sipher16 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:07

I just want to know what you did to get 7 people fired.

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:09

One of the funniest FMLs I've ever read.... faved!

Rick_S 3

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:09

Today, some idiot at work made a mistake that got me and 6 other people fired. FML Nice way to think about yourself. You're still employed in this crappy economy, unlike the seven people you got fired. YDI

iltby 3

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:16

If you want to do the right thing, tell the boss it was your fault.

bman134 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:21

hahahahahahahahahahhahhshshshahahahahhah your stupid and I hope you get your ass kicked hahahahahahahahgagaggag I haven't laughed this hard since the fml about the guy that meowed when he climaxed

ClumsyJason 3

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:32

LOL, i remember that one :)

OwNowBrownCow 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 7:05

Leave OP alone!!! You're lucky he even wrote this FML for youuuuu!!!!

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:25

How the **** does one make a mistake and have seven people FIRED???!? Until I hear more YDI...

rawr_and_stuff_s 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:28

wow that's a douche bagg move !

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