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By blueglover - 27/03/2012 07:40 - United States - Perris

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

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By Ltl_Dust_Bunny - 23/03/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

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Let people believe

By Anonymous - 02/01/2021 16:58

Today, I told a friend I had become more religious lately. He immediately started mocking me for being a 'stupid creationist bigot'. When I told him how offensive that was, he acted bewildered and started condescendingly lecturing me about how 'science has proven God does not exist'. FML

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Mad beliefs

By GodSquad - 26/09/2013 08:06 - United Kingdom - Blackburn

Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a "young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans" crackpot. FML

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Praise the lord

By mrb72 - 03/02/2009 10:48 - United States

Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed, "Why, Jesus?!" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me, who had found religion in prison and is a born again Christian, was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML

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Get better friends

By Q strikes again - 03/07/2022 00:00

Today, I introduced my two crazy friends who are both into QAnon to each other. It went so poorly that now they fight online over who has better facts, and they both complain to me about the other. FML

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By Ben - 25/01/2010 03:31 - United States

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2016 11:49 - Australia

Today, I found out that one of my colleagues believes that aliens built the pyramids. No amount of logical reasoning or evidence has had any effect on his argument of, "but you can't prove they didn't." FML

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Sounds like a keeper

By Rae - 30/03/2023 10:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed really nice. However, halfway through the date, he started talking about how he was a flat-earther, and believed that the moon landing was faked. Oh, and that birds aren't real. I had to endure another hour of his conspiracy theories before I could finally escape. FML

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By AlwaysAfraid - 16/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML

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Tuesday 27 March 2012 16:00

Pretty sure the comments are going to be stopped pretty soon. If not, all hail a religion war.

22cute 17

Tuesday 27 March 2012 16:05

Actually, that theory makes MORE sense from a biological standpoint than virgin birth.

Comments

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 27 March 2012 16:20

I believe this. My non-existant Psychic powers and my faux ability to walk on water is enough evidence to prove it. Let a new religion begin, we'll call it: Jebus Alienality

jujubunni5 9

Tuesday 27 March 2012 16:20

Oops (; hopefully you sleep Alone

swgipe 9

Tuesday 27 March 2012 16:21

If you have never seen the YouTube video "An Athiest Meets God," I suggest you look it up (:

midgles 6

Tuesday 27 March 2012 21:55

But wait, if that was how humans started, how did Jesus rape a HUMAN woman?

Shelta957 13

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:10

That would be so much cooler than whats written in the bible

williamcarter93 13

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:13

where did this "Earth Woman' come from for jesus to rape if he created all people? Something doesn't add up

supermann13_fml 11

Thursday 29 March 2012 6:05

I agree

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:14

Can you disprove this theory?

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:55

We're not?

Vert90 11

Tuesday 27 March 2012 23:08

Wait, so you guys DON'T believe in Alien Jesus? Shit. I thought I was being cool telling people with I believed in... Oh well. At least it explains the no friends... :foreveralone: