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By blueglover - 27/03/2012 07:40 - United States - Perris

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

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By Ltl_Dust_Bunny - 23/03/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

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Let people believe

By Anonymous - 02/01/2021 16:58

Today, I told a friend I had become more religious lately. He immediately started mocking me for being a 'stupid creationist bigot'. When I told him how offensive that was, he acted bewildered and started condescendingly lecturing me about how 'science has proven God does not exist'. FML

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Mad beliefs

By GodSquad - 26/09/2013 08:06 - United Kingdom - Blackburn

Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a "young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans" crackpot. FML

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Praise the lord

By mrb72 - 03/02/2009 10:48 - United States

Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed, "Why, Jesus?!" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me, who had found religion in prison and is a born again Christian, was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML

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Get better friends

By Q strikes again - 03/07/2022 00:00

Today, I introduced my two crazy friends who are both into QAnon to each other. It went so poorly that now they fight online over who has better facts, and they both complain to me about the other. FML

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By Ben - 25/01/2010 03:31 - United States

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2016 11:49 - Australia

Today, I found out that one of my colleagues believes that aliens built the pyramids. No amount of logical reasoning or evidence has had any effect on his argument of, "but you can't prove they didn't." FML

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Sounds like a keeper

By Rae - 30/03/2023 10:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed really nice. However, halfway through the date, he started talking about how he was a flat-earther, and believed that the moon landing was faked. Oh, and that birds aren't real. I had to endure another hour of his conspiracy theories before I could finally escape. FML

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By AlwaysAfraid - 16/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML

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Tuesday 27 March 2012 16:00

Pretty sure the comments are going to be stopped pretty soon. If not, all hail a religion war.

22cute 17

Tuesday 27 March 2012 16:05

Actually, that theory makes MORE sense from a biological standpoint than virgin birth.

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Ugi 26

Tuesday 27 March 2012 16:13

Seems pretty much as good a basis for a religion as any.

brianjman14 22

Tuesday 27 March 2012 16:14

Can you say "BFF 4 LIFE!!!"

PlaidPanda 9

Tuesday 27 March 2012 16:15

"but can you prove that aliens weren't here for the first thanksgiving?!"

immaMonsta 8

Tuesday 27 March 2012 16:15

This is why the topic of religion should be avoided; if the two people involved aren't mature enough and don't think logically enough, then it'll end in an argument. In this case your new friend is just nuts...but hey, at least you didn't argue.

xcheshirecat 11

Tuesday 27 March 2012 16:15

not crazier than any other religious person

ezelisko 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 16:16

Once he considers planning as a form of prayer, run like hell.

MissHayleyJames 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 16:16

Damn. That must've been in one of the many Gospels the council voted out way back when. Guess they forgot to burn that one too and your new friend found it in a cave somewhere!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 27 March 2012 16:18

I believe this. My Psychic powers is enough evidence to prove it.

kipfischer 11

Tuesday 27 March 2012 16:19

Ancient alien theory has just as much history behind it as religion what you fail to recognize is that even if we are hybrids with alien life forms who created them, and if they evolved much like science predicts then who created the process. I believe in a higher power but much like atheists cannot disprove god I cannot prove him.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 27 March 2012 16:20

What's crazier, believing the alien Jesus theory or believing that human beings "evolved" from monkeys? Monkeys!!! I mean, they're just monkeys! How the hell could we have "evolved" from silly little monkeys?!