By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
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astralvagan 20

Next time, try to unwrap it before you get a paper cut from the wrapper!

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tanneriscool 2

It wasn't a paper cut. It was a chocolate cut.. Did you read the whole Fml?

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astralvagan 20

Yes I did..... I guess I should have spelled it out more instead of implying the wrapper cut him.....

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Pelreskovich 11

Same.. Last night I let the chocolate get the best of me.

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MissMae93 23

I'm actually somewhat impressed. Good job... I think?

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dr_tired13 4

Maybe itll happen to us someday who knows

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immaMonsta 8

Haha, well I'm sure I've heard it all now. How in the world did you manage to cut yourself on chocolate?

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guppyfishlette 1

That's takes a ninja skill level of 39! How the ****?

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Guy247bp2 1

Not sure if Monty Python reference, or just trolling...

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laden_swallow09 34

If OP could summon a confectionary demon from the firey pits of Hell that has chocolate-edged blades for hands, MAYbe 94 could pull it off…

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reba_rch 7

I cut myself on bread...

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whyusofat 17

Must have been some very stale bread good sir.

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reba_rch 7

I wish it was stale bread, but alas it was freshly cooked bread...

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