Miscellaneous: Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend....

By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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Reverse Uno card

By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 00:30 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By SHAME! - 20/05/2019 16:02

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML

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Oh, hi…

By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

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ninjaCarebear 17

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:14

Jackass.

LiveLaughFML 10

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:24

"you must be blind to be going out with him." "yeah, she is." *nervous chuckle* "I mean, what does she see in y--" "wait--no,"

Comments

Saltime 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:18

I hope she hit you with her white cane.

puppytaco64 8

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:19

You should have asked "What does she see in you?"

nickiforever21 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:05

Oh come on. You and eye both know that's not funny. Yeah lame pun.

Saltime 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 5:31

Yeah, that pun was really cornea.

fatraptorjesus13 9

Tuesday 13 September 2011 6:15

anne frankly I do Nazi the humor in that...oh shit wrong pun

RabidBunny 10

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:20

There might be hope for me yet! Anyways, don't feel bad, how the hell were you supposed to know she was blind? Unless she a dog on a leash leading the way, than I wouldn't worry about it.

RabidBunny 10

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:32

*had

panda1o 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:21

Nice going, jerk.

mileyfan17 8

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:25

That mean you should really watch what u say

sugarkiller_fml 6

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:29

No one is perfect.

NomOnShroomz 14

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:29

Except me.

NomOnShroomz 14

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:30

Except me.

sugarkiller_fml 6

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:35

Is she genetically blind or temperarily?

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:55

What difference does that make??

sugarkiller_fml 6

Tuesday 13 September 2011 2:28

It decides the possibility their babies born to be blind.

anencephalic 14

Tuesday 13 September 2011 6:21

Oh, the irony when someone claiming to be tired of stupid comments write an utterly stupid comment.

Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 13 September 2011 7:37

Doc at first glance your Coke bottle looks like a penis.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 13 September 2011 16:16

anencephalic - There's nothing stupid about my comment at all. It's a simple question without malice, and one that still has yet to be answered rationally.

shelbyyyy11 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:25

does it matter....? this about OP being a jackass, not whether or not his friend is going to have a blind baby.

LevyLove 17

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:26

I think he was just asking....?

perdix 29

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:38

Tell him to give you a hundred bucks or you'll tell her how ugly he really is. She may be blind, but she doesn't want to be seen by the rest of the world with a troll.