By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
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joe502 3

Holy crap, I have to get me one of those!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought cleaning my riot shotguns would be good enough... But the shirt with the guns will defiantly keep little pricks out of here....

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sneeze_watch 19

My dad would just be coincidentally cleaning his guns in the living room when I brought boys home. I think the shirt also gets the point across.

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ulissey_fml 22

It's always a shock when you get Dad On Arrival.

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Kat15243 4

My dad's part of that. He says he won't let me date until college... FML

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windfuelsfire 10

If you have breakfast at her place, while making eggs put some egg white on your fingers and run them on her dads arm yelling 'vaginal mucuuuus!

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Mifflicious 18

I jusr don't get these parents. What on earth is wrong with them? Do they WANT their daughters to be lonely when they're fifty or what?

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thatoneguy79 10

Nope. They just want their babies treated right. And to let their daughter's suitors know that they care about their daughter's well-being. It something that people do when they care about others. And we all know that boys are dumb, guys are gross, and men are pigs.

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saksxalmo 20

Why can't the daughter do that herself? I doubt she asked for her father to "protect" her from the mean scary boys. And it's stupid that people only treat daughters, not sons this way.

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outoftown 26

I expect the dad was remembering what he was like at that age. He's now terrified.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Eh, my dad joked about that all the time and never followed through with it. FYL, though don't worry, man.

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EvilUndead 9

1. Buy bulletproof vest, and keep dating her. 2. Wishes/opinions/desires of your girlfriend are more important than wishes/opinions/desires of her parents. 3. His wife probably wants grandchildren, you know.

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perdix 29

Actually, you are safe. If he did kill you, the shirt would prove pre-meditation, and he'd be convicted of first-degree murder. Of course, if you screw over his daughter, he can always punch you in the face.

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thatoneguy79 10

Given that you walked out of the house (unless you are posting this from their linen closet because you are afraid that he will find you before you leave), consider that perhaps you are not the first. And you didn't get the memo.

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thatoneguy79 10

I recalling reading of time in history when Dads did not have to wear such attire because A) everyone owned guns, and usually had them on them at all times anyway, and B) people dated before having sex. Of course, it was called 'courting' then.

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