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By CassidyQueen - 06/06/2015 02:14 - United States - Warrenton

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML
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naturallyfuck 17

Well I wouldn't let you touch my apple jacks either

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nkb94 18

Well shit. I hope he wasn't serious.

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Witchylady 17

I think living on the streets would be safer than living with that psycho. Good luck

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CarouselHeart 11

What I'm confused about is, why did you put speech marks around "chop"?

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TomeDr 24

Might want to reconcile with your parents.

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ProSwimmerFL 16

Damn right don't touch the applejacks !

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penguinazul 13

You could always get your own ******* apple jacks. Problem solved.

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cnmcnally 7

Guess you better not touch his Apple jacks

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theKevmeister 13

possessive much? it's ******* cereal... drink all the milk(makes ur nips a last resort) and let him dive into that box of apple jacks dry

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_ely_foster_ 11

apple jacks suck anyways, cinnamon toast crunch is where its at!

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