By CassidyQueen - 06/06/2015 02:14 - United States - Warrenton

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML
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naturallyfuck 17

Well I wouldn't let you touch my apple jacks either

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nkb94 18

Well shit. I hope he wasn't serious.

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marigoldcobain 21

Dude. Don't touch his ******* Apple Jacks.

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gintwinsmoore 20

time to get your own place now...poor nipples.

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RedPillSucks 31

she can always try to make up with her parents

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cosmicdancer84 7

make this a temporary stay, it sounds like he's not ready to move in with a gf. Also, even if he was joking, that's not a nice thing to say. pay attention to the red flags and good luck! ps- call your mom!

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RedPillSucks 31

Tell him if he threatens you like that again, you'll go Lorraina Bobbet on his ass.

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kitkatcourt96 12

Just saying this from current experience you need to be careful with that. I got kicked out of my parents house and moved in with my boyfriend who was very sweet and perfect at the time. Once he got used to me being there and being completely dependent on him he knew he could pretty much do whatever e wanted and I couldn't say nothing about it. He turned very abusive as well. Just FYI be careful

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lil_juggalette 15

hmmm...time for a talk? OP I hope for your sake he was joking. if not, RIP your nipples if you ever touch his apple jacks :/

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heyLaddieHey 18

Don't touch the apple Jacks and start looking for other options immediately!

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