By CassidyQueen - 06/06/2015 02:14 - United States - Warrenton

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML
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naturallyfuck 17

Well I wouldn't let you touch my apple jacks either

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nkb94 18

Well shit. I hope he wasn't serious.

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calerino 8

I was..... Probably kidding, still I would not touch his apple jacks.

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daniellekimberly 23

Personally, I think apple jacks are disgusting. Fyl op

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keyofdestiny13 24

Am I the only one here wondering what you did to get kicked out? Also, quotation marks around "chop" in your FML are unnecessary.

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Drosophila82 18

Not a very welcoming first night I guess.. You should suggest smashing his scrotum perhaps the imagery will be painfully comparable to his eloquent suggestion!. Asshole

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britbrat237 14

are you sure he wasn't joking?XD

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bebared 12

You don't touch a man jacks. Take a few a day and save them and by the end of the week you'll have a full bowl lol

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thedarkshadoo 9

Now is when you start rethinking some decisions

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