By CassidyQueen - 06/06/2015 02:14 - United States - Warrenton

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML
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naturallyfuck 17

Well I wouldn't let you touch my apple jacks either

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nkb94 18

Well shit. I hope he wasn't serious.

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soulcrusher11 16

hey apple jacks r good

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never_alone 10

run fast, run far

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RealSuperSand 21

Guess you shouldn't touch his ******* apple jacks then. FYL op that sucks hardcore.

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anthony99 14

You just went from the frying pan to the fire, my friend

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Cebolamole 13

Your life sucks. I hope he was joking, because that comes off somewhat as abuse (trying to imagine how he is the rest of the time).

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ajs1987 15

Apple Jacks are delicious as ****, but not worth losing a girlfriend over

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PainOfDemise 11

The man loves his Apple Jacks.

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lilfurch 10

then don't touch the mans goddamn apple jacks

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