By CassidyQueen - 06/06/2015 02:14 - United States - Warrenton

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML
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naturallyfuck 17

Well I wouldn't let you touch my apple jacks either

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nkb94 18

Well shit. I hope he wasn't serious.

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casey_ct 10

Apple Jacks are the shit...there like cheerios on crack

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yolomama 7

Thank you!!! You made me laugh my ass off!!! That usually doesn't in this app!!!! I've had a long weekend and day!!! Thank you!!! Lol????

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kalbrek009 20

If you're 18 or older, you needed to have a job & have moved out already...if you're under 18, what did you do for your parents to kick you out (aside from dating a probably, older "psycho" boyfriend who has his own place...or does this psycho still live with his parents)? Just asking.

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hberri331 18

Your an idiot. Horrible things happen to ppl so they can't move out at 18. Not everyone has that luxury even if they have a job. It's a tough economy.

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RedPillSucks 31

or sometimes people move out for trivial reasons. so maybe she can make up with her parents. not everything is doom and gloom

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Kurby14 21

buy your favorite food and tell him he loses his dick if he touches it

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hberri331 18

I would dump him for eating apple jacks. Who cares if he threatens you with bodily harm?!

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drunkturtle 14

What's people here always jumping to the conclusion that breaking up is the way to go

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morgasshk 14

sounds like a real healthy relationship....

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Nessco 36

You guys are really confusing me. Apple Jacks is obviously a US thing. I had to google it and it came up with images of My little pony type dolls. There was something else about a beverage. WTF are Apple Jacks?

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obliviongillette 18

It's a type of cereal.

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TyJaxShifter 8

Think fruit loops that are only orange and green flavored Apple cinnamon

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Aimeejasmine 15

Because there are 7 billion people on this earth and you don't have to settle for a nipple chopper

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notsocute 11

Can't **** with the childhood cereal that's an line no one can cross

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