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By shampoomice - 07/08/2013 16:34 - United States - La Porte

Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML

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By hantavirus - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By mayoshampoo - 01/09/2014 16:59 - Canada - Toronto

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

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By MouserMan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Olds

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML

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SwaggCapone 11

Thursday 8 August 2013 0:07

That's nasty! *Cleveland voice*

engineerosaurus 26

Thursday 8 August 2013 0:07

Extra protein?

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littleric92 12

Thursday 8 August 2013 4:26

That is horrible

FindingYujin 26

Thursday 8 August 2013 4:28

That's quite disgusting. Hope you didn't contract any diseases from the mouse.

just_someguy 6

Thursday 8 August 2013 4:29

Eat the heart for it's power

DividableByZero 11

Thursday 8 August 2013 4:41

Master Splinter would be ashamed...

lilspike2231 5

Thursday 8 August 2013 4:49

what we need to ask here is how the mouse got in the bottle. covers any one?

Zdog64 6

Thursday 8 August 2013 4:50

That pretty metal actually

CynicalZebra 3

Thursday 8 August 2013 4:50

Maybe you will like Deadmau5 now/more?

devildee101 15

Thursday 8 August 2013 4:52

hey at least you can listen to some sick dubstep. Deadmou5 anyone....? no one ok

french_canadien 17

Thursday 8 August 2013 4:54

Gross,you didnt think to investigate when you first noticed the pink..

r0cks0 6

Thursday 8 August 2013 5:04

If the bottle has a pump how did the blood get inside or how did you not notice blood on the pump?

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