Work: Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the...

By dulllife - 08/12/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the restaurant I work at. That was the highlight of my day. Apparently my life has gotten so boring I get excited over colored toothpicks. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 11:55 - United States - Louisville

Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML

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By insanitycalling - 26/10/2011 06:36 - Canada

Today, at my job as a produce clerk at a grocery store, I had an entire conversation with my coworker about how nice the new cabbage boxes are. This is all it takes to thrill me these days. FML

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Pizza mystery

By Pick out the picks - 24/09/2022 15:30 - United States

Today, I picked out a toothpick from a pizza. This is not the first time I've had to do this. It is also not the first time that I didn't see it until less than a second before I bit down on the piece with the toothpick embedded in it. Looks like there's a toothpick assassin on the loose. FML

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Can't you see?

By imaqtb - 09/09/2010 03:35 - Canada

Today, I was working at a restaurant. This guy comes up to the counter and asks if he could have some toothpicks. I told him they were right in front of him. He said, "Sorry, I'm blind." Thinking it was a joke, I laughed until he said, "No, seriously." FML

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By stupidtoothpick2 - 16/08/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML

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By S. - 26/08/2012 16:20 - Estonia

Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 01:44 - United States - Waldorf

Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML

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By sirengamer - 14/06/2017 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML

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By embarassed - 14/01/2011 10:11 - United States

Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

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By Simon Cowell - 08/09/2018 20:30

Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML

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Thursday 8 December 2011 12:02

Dude you're gonna lose your shit when the new tablecloths come in.

sariannacanna 6

Thursday 8 December 2011 11:54

Those toothpicks are pretty cool.... Lol

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Blueglasscup 18

Thursday 8 December 2011 12:37

Wake me up when you get toothpick umbrellas. Nothing beats toothpick umbrellas.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 8 December 2011 13:37

I always think about the movie "Cocktails" when Tom Cruise would talking about how rich that guy was for inventing those things.(:

SystemofaBlink41 27

Friday 9 December 2011 4:22

Hell yeah.

coldasfire 23

Saturday 23 May 2015 22:58

OMG. COLORED. TOOTHPICK. UMBRELLAS

cosmosis 12

Thursday 8 December 2011 12:42

Yep. Get homeless, broke as a joke "broo" and high as a kite... Good life choice champ

GodsLittleMistak 8

Thursday 8 December 2011 12:50

Get some coloured toothpicks

N3766 20

Thursday 8 December 2011 12:54

Only boring people get bored...

ScarletBloom 14

Thursday 8 December 2011 13:10

You were developing some kind of weird fetish.

makowiec 11

Thursday 8 December 2011 13:12

You're the one who has control over how boring or exciting your life is :P

FriendlyOtaku 10

Thursday 8 December 2011 13:25

I feel for you OP, last last weekend I went to Walmart, and I considered it the first fun thing I have done on a Saturday in two weeks :

Enslaved 36

Thursday 8 December 2011 13:30

If they were mint, that would have been even better! It's not a bad thing. At least you can still appreciate the little things in life. I feel that way whenever I see a beautiful sunrise! (: