By dulllife - 08/12/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the restaurant I work at. That was the highlight of my day. Apparently my life has gotten so boring I get excited over colored toothpicks. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Buttsexpirate 9

Dude you're gonna lose your shit when the new tablecloths come in.

sariannacanna 6

Those toothpicks are pretty cool.... Lol

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take a bunch home and build a rainbow castle for your my little pony collection. we are a one car family, living in rural kentucky, my husband works seconds so trust me i know, you have to be creative or you will go nuts.

Graawr 7

But but I get excited over colored toothpicks too. :

Let's eat mushrooms so all the toothpicks will be different colors! Then let's do crack so we can run fast with our colored toothpicks, trip, and jab ourselves in our eyes so we can wear eye patches and be pirates! Arg!

When I get bored, I stop being bored and be awesome instead. ;)

Colored toothpicks? What will they think of next? Oh the genius! The creativity! And to think of all the arts and crafts waiting to be done! The little colorful wood chips waiting to be lodged in between your teeth for the world to see! New doors are opening, op.

jwade11 12

I think you love stewie as much as I do! We should take over the world together!! Ah ha!!

kismentia 10

Aww, don't be so hard on yourself, OP. People like colors. Who'd try gray Skittles? Nobody would want to "taste the sidewalk." Blecch.

jwade11 12

Hahaha I love your comment! Great comparison!

paulie1998 0
perdix 29

Shame on you for using a politically incorrect term! I think they prefer to be called African-American Toothpicks. Yes, I know the name NAACT still exists, but that's an historical name that evolved when it was still cool to call them "colored toothpicks."