Miscellaneous: Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block... - FML

By freakingow - 14/02/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 21:12 - United States - Rockville

Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML

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Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

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By KlutzyFarmGirl - 12/06/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada

Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

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By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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By TheMadKian - 17/09/2023 10:00

Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML

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By boopingsnoot - 05/08/2017 20:00

Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 08:01

Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML

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Nyudo 3

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:40

What kind of idiot puts pop tarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!

Fabby_fml 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:40

Well. That's random.

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dragongirl13 2

Monday 15 February 2010 0:21

YDI for having poptarts in the freezer. who the hell puts paptarts in the freezer?

ezrl_ritvoi 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:27

who the hell calls them paptarts?

fmivida1 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:39

do yourself a favor by buying some hot fudge sundae poptarts and put them in the freezer. you can thank me later.

KurouTenshi 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:22

**** your toe! Are the Pop•Tarts okay?!

Icarus_II 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:24

Total pwned moment. If I were in the house while that happened, I would have shouted "WIN!!!" How about you eat the meat since it attacked you now OP? The food finds you, you eat it. The akward, semi-square of life.

deadsrs 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:57

It's kinda like the old "when life hands you lemons..." saying except in this instance your lemons are meat and your god is a freezer... DAMNIT OP make some lemonaid oughta that meat!

deadsrs 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:00

god = life... and here I thought I was going to have a post that made perfect sense....

cmac86 23

Monday 15 February 2010 0:24

yeah why were poptarts in the freezer? they're room temperature when you buy them.

ditzykayla 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:27

haha. this is quite funny....but to all the people who are asking who puts pop tarts in the freezer....there are kinds that say on the box 'You can put theses in the freezer'

Marv88 0

Monday 15 February 2010 8:57

"theses?" That sounds like feces.

moneyman22 7

Monday 15 February 2010 0:27

r u kidding?

MarilynMorose 2

Monday 15 February 2010 0:35

WTF?!?!? Poptarts in a freezer?

NoMusicNoLife43 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:42

that sucks, something falls out on me like everytime I open the freezer.

kimshoo 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:45

ouch!! but did you mean toaster strudel? those are the ones that go in the freezer...

24788 6

Monday 15 February 2010 0:47

Pop tarts suck. No need that shit.

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 15 February 2010 0:48

GTFO.

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