Miscellaneous: Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block... - FML

By freakingow - 14/02/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 21:12 - United States - Rockville

Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML

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By diorlove - 21/01/2010 22:17 - France

Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

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By KlutzyFarmGirl - 12/06/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada

Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

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By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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By TheMadKian - 17/09/2023 10:00

Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML

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By boopingsnoot - 05/08/2017 20:00

Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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Unfortunate

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 08:01

Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML

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Nyudo 3

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:40

What kind of idiot puts pop tarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!

Fabby_fml 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:40

Well. That's random.

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thor89 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:02

why are you doing this why why would you freeze poptards o my god o my fricking god you heartless bastard Im going to kill myself because of you Har har imao

ComMed 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:02

how many idiots do we have that comment here? putting poptarts in the freezer is so oldbif you havent heard of it well thy would be because your circle of friends aren't either cool enough or smart enough. Poptarts freezer=awesome

fueledbyshar 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:05

Agreed.

fmivida1 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:06

you all need to cool your ignorant jets! FYI there ARE types of pop tarts that you put in the freezer such as hot fudge sundae and smores. open up to new ideas people. and OP FYL :(

judetheobvious 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:09

YDI for eating poptarts, tramps food lol

ImRawrtastic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:12

I wasn't gangin up I jus gave a guess :(

OMGitsCOUREY 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:13

who puts poptarts in the freezer?

fmivida1 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:15

lots of people. get out of the house.

ImRawrtastic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:14

wtf wordsofhope was jus curiouse she cudve said the same thing bouh me notin to get offended by

saranottelling 7

Monday 15 February 2010 0:16

I hope you got your poptart in the end. If you didn't this would be a very sad story.

sosadrightnow 4

Monday 15 February 2010 0:17

Same thing happened to me! It was a frozen turkey.

theservant 1

Monday 15 February 2010 0:20

YDI. pop tarts in the freezer?

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