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By Musicfreak - 18/12/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML

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By lol112 - 02/06/2012 12:47 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

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By Yuri - 29/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2025 15:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I tried to flirt with the cute cashier at my usual drive-thru. Instead of saying, "Thank you," I panicked and said, "I love you." Now I have to find a new favorite burger place. FML

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By sad and hungry - 06/06/2015 14:37 - United States - Hackensack

Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2025 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery after a long day. When the delivery guy showed up, I realized I had no cash, so I tried to pay him using my credit card. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the PIN, and after three failed attempts, the delivery guy just stared at me in awkward silence and said, "It’s okay, I’ll just take the pizza back." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2019 01:00

Today, my husband rolled over in his sleep, cuddled up to me, and lovingly whispered “I love you Pizza Hut...” FML

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By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML

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Did I teach you NOTHING?

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 00:00

Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML

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By CheeseLover - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring

Today, the pizza delivery guy and I know more about each other than me and my family ever have. FML

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SmeXikoE 3

Monday 19 December 2011 1:42

Hey, it's me. I just want to say. I love you too And I will be coming by more often with and without pizzas.

gress269 4

Monday 19 December 2011 1:40

I do that every time.

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perdix 29

Monday 19 December 2011 2:09

Pizza guys get this all the time. They know it translates to "I'm pretending that a twenty-five cent tip is not a ******* joke and will give you an insincere burst of inappropriate emotion to distract you from the insult."

gress269 4

Monday 19 December 2011 2:48

Perdix! I love your comments!!! I've read maybe 800 of them.

Person1233 12

Monday 19 December 2011 4:33

He has over 9000 comments and you claim to love him after 800? BLASPHEMY!

chels1994 11

Monday 19 December 2011 2:22

How are they even close??

thiscrazything 1

Monday 19 December 2011 2:30

Love you, too.

laurenXD 1

Monday 19 December 2011 2:31

Well that's an awkward few seconds.

Commander223 9

Monday 19 December 2011 2:32

How does this have more "YDI" than "FYL"?

LaColombianita 26

Monday 19 December 2011 2:35

Did he say it back?

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 19 December 2011 2:41

YDI for using that annoying 'pronoun'.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 19 December 2011 3:15

I have to agree. Do people still say "boo"? That should've been dead before it started.

Steve95401 49

Monday 19 December 2011 6:24

Agree - I thought that expression bit the dust years ago.

hk6108 0

Monday 19 December 2011 2:45

How does that even happen

xStaciexLynnx 15

Monday 19 December 2011 4:44

My exact thought.

SmeXikoE 3

Monday 19 December 2011 2:50

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yuri63f6 7

Monday 19 December 2011 2:52

Thats one pizza guy you will never tip again..,

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