Miscellaneous: Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and...

And now he won't stop calling you.... Oh no What to do Should you hit him with your shoe? That's what I'd do ^_^ Yahoo!! To reiterate, I got a kick outta the rhyming :)

annejayy 7

Monday 19 December 2011 6:31

yeah, because when I get tongue tied I formulate whole new sentenes.. That makes sense..

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 19 December 2011 6:42

My car ate the soap, please have some light bulb Sorry, I meant "me too!!"

maddie2015 0

Monday 19 December 2011 6:32

How much did you tip?

theresabiggi 0

Monday 19 December 2011 6:33

That always happens to me :)

summinay 0

Monday 19 December 2011 6:35

Wtf haha

_AmyPeace_ 2

Monday 19 December 2011 6:57

"I love you, Boo." Lol! I'm imagining what the Pizza Guy thought!

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Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML

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Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

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Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML

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Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML

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Today, after I attended the funeral service of a good friend last Sunday, tomorrow I'm going to the funeral of my uncle, and last night my mother just told me she has Covid. Triple whammy. Gonna mask up, stay my distance, and pay my respects. FML

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Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

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Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML

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