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By apenglishstudent - 31/03/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I overheard a conversation two of my friends were having about Homer, so I interjected with a quip about a Simpson's episode I had seen before. They were talking about the poet. I'm an AP literature student. FML

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By Kyle - 09/11/2012 06:57 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of their features, so I asked which one. I was told Homer because we "both could use Weight Watchers and an education." FML

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By BannedfromFriend - 20/05/2015 23:21 - United States

Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly said, "An elephant never forgets." Guess who was behind me. FML

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By Gen - 17/12/2008 09:40 - France

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

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By Dsark - 19/02/2014 05:12 - United States - San Diego

Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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Dude, shut up

By BiteMe - 28/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Manchester

Today, I accidently accepted a lunch invitation from an old friend, because I forgot what they're like. Here comes another hour and a half monologue about how great they are. FML

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By ImprovTeacher - 16/06/2019 14:05

Today, I was teaching a small group of improv students. I asked one guy to do a monologue, and laughed to myself while he did so. I said, "Sorry, I'm just laughing at the way you're doing it." He then got upset and pointed out that he had a speech impediment. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 01:46 - United States - Encino

Today, a friend told me that when I read, I make all the expressions the characters in the book are making. Apparently, I have been doing this since I was a kid, and no one ever told me. FML

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Foot, meet mouth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 12:31

doh!

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 31 March 2009 12:34

Mmmmm. Literature..... *drools*

Comments

rinaldy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:16

wow 45 and 46- ur both screwed up #46 how the hell does this fml make him/her sound full of him/her self?- u need to relax and # 45 I have no words

bam123 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:28

why is this an fml? who really cares if you sounded dumb in front of your friends

jess22_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:54

lameeeee

scribble87 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:56

#64: Simple. What was the point of telling us that he/she is taking AP Lit? How is mistaking the Greek poet with Simpsons an "FML" moment? It's not even embarrassing, but because he/she is taking AP LITERATURE, it's become too big of an embarrassment to consider it an "FML." Therefore, this person is full of it. Taking AP Lit doesn't make you smart; it doesn't even properly teach you literature.

manoverboard 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:07

Rotfl. That's my favorite show. Simpsons, ftw.(:

jennwashere 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:08

When I read this, I said aloud.. "So?"

Billykjo 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:45

oh my god your life is ruined!... get over it.

mfigga 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:00

y wud u put this on FML this is pointless and dumb... this shud b a FML for me just for reading this

CaptainPat 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:04

On the bright side you're not as big a nerd as your friends. I mean, honestly, who has casual conversations about ancient poets? unless this was a class related discussion in that case then you're not too bright.