By Username - 08/07/2011 06:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 586
You deserved it 6 697
Halloween: Terror and Laughter
Discover stories that combine fright and humor for an unforgettably funny Halloween. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

jasminea 0

revenge. make sure he can hear you when your talking to someone about how "bad he is in bed" then turn around and break up with him

152 24
DudeBTM 8

Maybe he just wants to show off to his friends and make them believe he still has a healthy sex life.

104 4

Comments

ashleii2010 0

I'd go talk to him about that one x_x

2 0
krysxkatastrophe 14

He's most likely lying to impress his bros. He might be talking about what he likes truthfully, but lying about when he did it. Talk to him about.

2 2
BigDave81 0

tease him with the most powerful thing a woman has. her vaginaaa

7 2
CryMoreFMLs 14

It's a reference to screwing a dog #60.... not that hard to understand.... "bitch" is another term for female dog.

8 0
decidedlyvague 11

maybe he's lying about, because he's upset over the fact that you haven't put out. albeit calling you a bitch is a little much ;P

2 2
LDda51 0

well maybe u shouldn't make him wait that long?

3 1
doc_j 0

look ladies heres the deal. if you dont **** your man someone else will. your pussy is not a barganing chip, if you go weeks without banging it out he will wonder and find a new hole to fill. i have been happily married fr almost four years and ke and the wife **** almost every day

10 10
life2007 0

I like this just cuz you can be married and still ****.

0 0
blurrygirl23 0

almost everyday? it should be every day! lol been married a lil over 2 now and we r the same way!

1 2
MsSoulReaper 27

It still doesn't give him the right to cheat. Maybe he could have talked to her or try to get other services from OP. Sex is not the only thing in a relationship. But by the way your comment is written your implying that if your wife doesn't **** you you'll find some other chick to ****?

6 1
doc_j 0

no one said he cheated. and you can get divorced on the grounds that ur partner doesnt put out anymore. so yes if she stopped completly i would find someone else. now go finger **** yourself to a cartoon of naruto Uzumaki since you urself probably arent gettin any

0 3
MsSoulReaper 27

You're so mature. I feel sorry for your wife to have married a child like yourself. Telling teenage girls to go "finger bang" herself to "naruto Uzumaki" sure doesn't make you look like a man.

1 0
MsSoulReaper 27

Hopefully one day, you'll truly become a man.

5 1
ayyyme 0

sounds like something a dog/manwhore would say.

0 0