Intimacy: Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how...

By Username - 08/07/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML

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jasminea 0

Friday 8 July 2011 16:14

revenge. make sure he can hear you when your talking to someone about how "bad he is in bed" then turn around and break up with him

DudeBTM 8

Friday 8 July 2011 16:20

Maybe he just wants to show off to his friends and make them believe he still has a healthy sex life.

Comments

JPLovesAnimals 4

Friday 8 July 2011 18:53

at least YOUR not the BITCH. :)

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 8 July 2011 19:00

i'm only calling you out because you decided to place emphasis on it, but: you're* |the kid|

silico 0

Friday 8 July 2011 19:00

"Haven't made love in several weeks" maybe you should put out more? Ytdi

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 8 July 2011 19:48

Relationships aren't ALL about sex. Some people remain abstinent for years and are very happy with that.

bharted85 7

Friday 8 July 2011 19:03

jerry! jerry! jerry!

lemonsquid 6

Friday 8 July 2011 19:35

REVENGE ON HIM!!! talk on the "phone" to one of ur "friends" n talk about how awesome sex was... n u love to tell him to "go faster n harder" ;)

chelseaaababyyy 17

Friday 8 July 2011 19:45

even if hes not cheating, your boyfriend still sounds like a douche. especially if he was lying and you were the 'bitch'. i hate when guys call girls that, its so disrespectful. dump him !

iluvjb4eva 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 7:01

I agree !!

iluvcrazipepl 9

Friday 8 July 2011 19:46

that sux :)

brokenangelexy 13

Friday 8 July 2011 20:15

either he is bullshitting or he is cheating either way he needs his ass kicked and probably dumped

Zeradire 5

Friday 8 July 2011 20:28

regardless of if he's cheating or not, saying "bend a bitch over" makes me think of one of those rapper wanna bes that sag their pants and talk shit all day. I'd be more worried about that than him cheating.