By Username - 08/07/2011 06:12 - United States

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
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jasminea 0

revenge. make sure he can hear you when your talking to someone about how "bad he is in bed" then turn around and break up with him

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DudeBTM 8

Maybe he just wants to show off to his friends and make them believe he still has a healthy sex life.

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JPLovesAnimals 4

at least YOUR not the BITCH. :)

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TheNewGuy03 28

i'm only calling you out because you decided to place emphasis on it, but: you're* |the kid|

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silico 0

"Haven't made love in several weeks" maybe you should put out more? Ytdi

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Relationships aren't ALL about sex. Some people remain abstinent for years and are very happy with that.

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lemonsquid 6

REVENGE ON HIM!!! talk on the "phone" to one of ur "friends" n talk about how awesome sex was... n u love to tell him to "go faster n harder" ;)

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chelseaaababyyy 17

even if hes not cheating, your boyfriend still sounds like a douche. especially if he was lying and you were the 'bitch'. i hate when guys call girls that, its so disrespectful. dump him !

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brokenangelexy 13

either he is bullshitting or he is cheating either way he needs his ass kicked and probably dumped

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Zeradire 5

regardless of if he's cheating or not, saying "bend a bitch over" makes me think of one of those rapper wanna bes that sag their pants and talk shit all day. I'd be more worried about that than him cheating.

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chelseaaababyyy 17

me too ! if my boyfriend ever spoke to me or about me like that, id be bending his bitch ass over to shove my foot up his ass ! lol

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sky22_fml 7

Wow. If he has to lie...something's wrong

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