By Username - 08/07/2011 06:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
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jasminea 0

revenge. make sure he can hear you when your talking to someone about how "bad he is in bed" then turn around and break up with him

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DudeBTM 8

Maybe he just wants to show off to his friends and make them believe he still has a healthy sex life.

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fizzpoplady 3

Time to bend that bitch over, stick your foot up his ass, and put that little extra wiggle in your walk as you exit stage right, just to let him know what he'll be missing.

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Babalu722 3

Best revenge: scream his brother's name in bed.. after that, next time scream his dads

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proxxX069069 7

mmm feisty! I like bahaha

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greekamericanpri 2

he was lying to make himself seem cool

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Skyler12921 5

that's why you don't eavesdrop. I learned that lesson a while back ;)

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pike1346 3

I was gonna say it is just guy talk, but o think he is cheating.

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darianlassven1 1

you dont tell you current boyfriend you had a dream about having sex with an ex..... especially if your not having sex with him

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TheNewGuy03 28

error 404: fml not found. you might want to look elsewhere. like a different fml. :] |the kid|

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jack_tells_truth 0

you're dating the liar who is ether lying to cheat or lying to impress his friends, you deserve it. maybe next time you should put some effort into finding a nice guy that doesn't have to lie

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thelegitlady 0

hahaha, this made my day!

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