By Username - 08/07/2011 06:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
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jasminea 0

revenge. make sure he can hear you when your talking to someone about how "bad he is in bed" then turn around and break up with him

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DudeBTM 8

Maybe he just wants to show off to his friends and make them believe he still has a healthy sex life.

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Ur1Temptazian 0

well, either he's lying to his friends or he's lying to you about being the only one in his life

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electricmaster 0

You're dating a stuck-up manwhore. Better get to dumpin'

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redmnky21 8

maybe if u'd give it up a litttle more often he'd not have to go elsewhere

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Okay, who says it's her fault they hadn't been having sex more often? Really... if a guy wants to cheat he's going to cheat no matter how much sex he gets from his girlfriend. Sometimes the sex is still good and they decide to cheat for whatever reason; it's their prerogative. Why is this always the girl's fault?!

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kraine0712 2

Why is it always the guys fault? A relationship is a two way street.

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MovingOn09 0

happened to me too. he isn't worth it

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MrsPegg 45

Maybe he was lying just to make himself sound good? .... or he's cheating. :/

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AliceIN213 1

if he doesn't get it from you then he'll get it from the bitches! Ladies should know that about all guys. Once the sex stops then the cheating starts.

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cmb8280 24

You sure he was talking about you? Cause if you're not keeping your man happy... Odds are somebody else will

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ahodes 0

ya "overheard" that's what people call "eavesdropping" these days

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cheetahcake19 0

He's either all talk and tries to act like a big man or you need to get rid of him ASAP

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kei1108 13

That is really disrespectful. Dump..

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