By slenderman908 - 10/12/2012 11:41 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the most loyal. I found out my Dad has cheated twice, and is still the most faithful of the two. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 427
You deserved it 2 023

Same thing different taste

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Well at least they're honest with each other.

Sounds like mom gets around. Sorry Op FYL

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How is this a FML on your part? I wouldn't call it a happy moment, but why do you care if your parents have cheated on each other or not. That is their problem.

PhishloverA 14

Your mom is quite the dick hopper

Hey, I used to work with a guy named Dick Hopper. True story. And our boss's name was Harry Colon.

Maybe they should consider being swingers lol

Oh my goodness, you poor thing. How awful for you that you overheard this conversation. It must have been so upsetting. And now I am guessing you have to live with them without revealing what you know about them. I cannot imagine how uncomfortable that is and will be. OP, you have my sympathy.

bugmenotmofo 34

Sounds extremely sarcastic for some reason.

bugmenotmofo 34

They raised you. Deal with it.

Or not. He has every right to be upset. You're just an asshole.

demonte252 1

I'm sry to be one to say this, but it's all ur fault. XD

JAMSM 6

Talk about ungrounded bull. I mean really, in instances like this, the children naturally blame themselves anyway. If op is one of those kinds of people, your words will fall on his heart heavier than you'd ever consider.

That truly sucks, my parents argue a lot and it's not rare for them to accuse each other of cheating at some point in the argument. You never want to hear them say stuff like that, or think of them as unfaithful towards each other. I feel your pain :