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By ew - 03/08/2014 18:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML

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By anditburnsburnsburns - 27/08/2013 18:13 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML

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By Snow - 07/02/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

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By WeldedShut - 03/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML

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By crazyvulva9216 - 27/01/2009 01:17 - United States

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

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By inosehowthatgotthere - 10/02/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 12:42 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML

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By bad luck Bianca - 17/01/2015 22:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I saw a stick in my car and picked it up to throw it out the window. The "stick" turned out to have eyes. It was a dead lizard. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2010 20:53 - United States

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML

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By coloneltushfinger - 12/06/2019 16:00

Today, I did the best at-home manicure I’ve ever had. I took my time and it looked like it was done professionally. As soon as I put on the top coat and waited for it to dry, my stomach rumbled and I had to run to take a dump. The polish smeared everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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cjwayy 22

Monday 4 August 2014 0:42

Why would you paint your nails in your car? What if you had spilled?

DippinGrizzly907 27

Monday 4 August 2014 0:43

Well that sure makes for a sticky situation. Doesn't it bug you whenever you mess up your nail polish?

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alex540150 9

Monday 4 August 2014 1:59

Please tell me you weren't driving. Please.

Futacy 29

Monday 4 August 2014 2:08

Jesus woman, have some patience.

tournamentdecide 33

Monday 4 August 2014 2:21

Why not use the AC vent?

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 4 August 2014 3:26

The nail polish fumes must have fogged her brain making her lack common sense. Or she might be naturally stupid.

thisismyhead 25

Monday 4 August 2014 2:22

Sounds like a new trend waiting to happen!

kendallfireHD 16

Monday 4 August 2014 2:27

You deserve it for painting you're nails in the car. How does that sound like a good idea?

haleyrob 8

Monday 4 August 2014 2:48

I hate it when that happens!

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Monday 4 August 2014 2:54

How did the bugs survive the impact?

slyde32 12

Monday 4 August 2014 3:13

she never said they survived, dead bugs would get stuck in the nail polish

emily4040 18

Monday 4 August 2014 3:19

It said live bugs #47

heyithinkyourhot 12

Monday 4 August 2014 3:03

Oh yuck

pussystank 18

Monday 4 August 2014 3:12

Why some people automatically assume it's a she? It could've been a gothic man.

auctiongirl 10

Monday 4 August 2014 3:14

Next time hold your hand in front of the side mirror . Bugs hit mirror instead of your freshly painter nails. Presto!

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 4 August 2014 3:29

Or just use the AC vent. Presto

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