Animals: Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck...

By ew - 03/08/2014 18:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML

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By anditburnsburnsburns - 27/08/2013 18:13 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML

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By Snow - 07/02/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

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By WeldedShut - 03/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML

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By crazyvulva9216 - 27/01/2009 01:17 - United States

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

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By inosehowthatgotthere - 10/02/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 12:42 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML

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By bad luck Bianca - 17/01/2015 22:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I saw a stick in my car and picked it up to throw it out the window. The "stick" turned out to have eyes. It was a dead lizard. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2010 20:53 - United States

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML

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By coloneltushfinger - 12/06/2019 16:00

Today, I did the best at-home manicure I’ve ever had. I took my time and it looked like it was done professionally. As soon as I put on the top coat and waited for it to dry, my stomach rumbled and I had to run to take a dump. The polish smeared everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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cjwayy 22

Monday 4 August 2014 0:42

Why would you paint your nails in your car? What if you had spilled?

DippinGrizzly907 27

Monday 4 August 2014 0:43

Well that sure makes for a sticky situation. Doesn't it bug you whenever you mess up your nail polish?

Comments

gmangallen1 13

Monday 4 August 2014 4:18

Like if u chat relate

AoC15 10

Monday 4 August 2014 4:26

How would you deserve that. She never told us if she was pressed for time

Googolman 29

Tuesday 5 August 2014 21:29

Pressed for time...? If she was so pressed for time, it might have been a better idea to refrain from painting her nails in the first place...

joarasmi 24

Monday 4 August 2014 4:31

Such design. Much stylish. Wow vogue.

JKPwnage 27

Monday 4 August 2014 4:33

You deserve it... For painting your nails anyway.

mimi809o 21

Monday 4 August 2014 4:34

What else would you expect?

PurelyCanadian 18

Monday 4 August 2014 4:55

Been there, done that. But as a passenger, in my defense.

kingdomgirl94 29

Monday 4 August 2014 15:21

OP was probably a passenger too.

twodotgirl 8

Monday 4 August 2014 5:04

that's really cool...

Saraishi 24

Monday 4 August 2014 5:20

Yes, because putting any part of your body out of the window of moving car is perfectly safe. Count yourself lucky for no losing your hands. Also, blowing air on your nails doesn't dry nail polish any faster than it's going to dry.

juturnaamo 29

Monday 4 August 2014 16:25

Now class remember not to stick any part of your body out the window. We all know the tragic story of the young man who stuck his arm out of the window and had it ripped off by a big truck coming in the other direction.