Transportation: Today, I parked in front of a grocery store and took the portable...

By sucksforme - 12/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I parked in front of a grocery store and took the portable GPS system off the mount on the dashboard and put it in my pocket so no one would break into my car and steal it. When I got back, the window was smashed and someone had stolen the plastic mount. FML

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Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

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kingsolomon89 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 9:13

everyone knows a plastic mount is why you have to pay the $150 for the GPS system. GPS Unit = $150 Broken Window = $250 Stolen Plastic Mount = Priceless

techtonictwerp 1

Saturday 12 September 2009 13:50

Sure they would. Leaving the mount sitting there means you HAVE a GPS, and most people just put it in their center console or glovebox when they're not in the car, not their pocket. So the thief probably assumed there was a GPS unit, then got irritated when there wasn't and took the mount to be a dick.

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xodsliceox 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:43

okay...first of all...who would steal that? thats seriously messed up. and second...FYL. thats like some shitty irony.

xpxp2002 4

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:22

This actually happens a lot. It is recommended that you put any GPS or cell phone mounts in the glovebox or some other concealed compartment when you leave your car. Thieves will often break in when they see one of those mounts because people often hide the GPS in the glovebox and leave the mount out.

xero_art 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 2:10

yeah, u gotta buy a new mount and window but this is the opposite of a fml....u still got the gps right?

angel_o_O_ 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:37

haha... whats kinda sad... and slightly amusing (no offense at all) i sell gps, and i always tell people to take down their mounts, because people will break into your car if they think there is a chance of one being in there

melilikiki 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:44

Not an FML anyways, buy a new ******* mount

Judge_Mental 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 6:06

@97 its not about the mount that he lost..its about the thief breaking into a 1k window JUST TO STEAL SOMETHING LESS THAN 20 BUCKS...

ILoveSoda 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 5:27

what's up w/ all the fakes... who is modderating this shit

amz11 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 7:04

not really sure why anyone thinks it would be fake.. people break into cars for the GPS mounts because a lot of people just take the GPS itself and hide it in the glove compartment or middle console. if you don't want your car to get broken into you have to take the mount down too. i also learned this the hard way.. my car was broken into and only the mount was up.. and it was taken.

MoonEyes_fml 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 7:38

Wow smart thinking on taking the GPS system out! It would have been gone if you didnt take it!

WTFpancakes 0

Monday 14 September 2009 0:25

i bet that guy was saying "WHAT NOW BE-YOTCHS?! YOU CANT PUT IT BACK NOW! HA! TAKE THAT SOCIETY!" and strolling around flicking everyone off because he stole a plastic mount :P