Miscellaneous: Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He...

By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 02:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

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By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By Kait - 19/06/2019 08:07 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I went on a Tinder date. Sort of. I got ready and went to the bar he'd chosen. I waited 15 minutes for him to show. We exchanged ”Hellos,” then he said he was going to grab a drink and walked off. He didn’t come back. Damn, was it the way I said, “Hello”? FML

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By sayno - 12/11/2010 11:06 - Switzerland

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

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Sunday 13 May 2012 12:19

OMG! What a jerk. FYL OP.

jerseyboy732 16

Sunday 13 May 2012 12:28

it's happened a bunch of times before

Comments

monkeymofo 3

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:18

Two points for you for letting a guy you met on the Internet see your apartment.

icallbullshit 3

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:19

Ydi for not looking like he presumed you would, why use a picture that isn't the current you?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:38

How do you even know this?

rekege 18

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:20

Dude, I don't know how to break it to you... But you're dating a freaking NINJA!!!

Arrawyn 12

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:31

Ahhh, the marvelous world of online dating.

fortunelady 15

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:41

Ew. Beets?

heyred 11

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:49

Why on earth would you ever, EVER, give a stranger your home address - and let him in? You dodged a bullet, OP - in every sense.

courtneyann211 10

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:51

A lot of people who just met give their home address so their date can pick them up.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 13 May 2012 16:14

But it's not a good idea. Better to meet in a public place

kat2812 1

Sunday 13 May 2012 18:49

I would never have someone I haven't met pick me up for a date. You just never know...I've jumped out of a moving vehicle before and it isn't as easy as it looks. If you don't drive just get a ride (from someone you know or a taxi)if then if the date goes well let him/her drive you home...

groupleader 7

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:55

He probably saw the real you.

shanhigh 2

Monday 14 May 2012 5:06

good one!

NFSMax 5

Sunday 13 May 2012 14:17

If anything missing call the cops!

mckels 2

Sunday 13 May 2012 14:20

You should never tell someone youve met online where you live. Meet up somewhere to go out and if it works out maybe then they can come over but not first date. Scary!