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How was she being rude? She just said she had a metal rod. Unless she was
It's alright, OP. Since she's a stranger, she should have just said, "Thank you," and walked away instead of correcting you. It sounds like she tried to guilt trip you a little.
to bad it wasn't a guy who complimented her, he could respond i have a metal rod to in my pant but you dont see me showing it off
How is this an FML?
so there was some sort of freak accident while she was having sex with a transformer I presume?
And now, the logical extreme of this situation: "I would die to be as skinny as you!" "I'm dying of AIDS."
No way you could have known. I don't know why she would mention it knowing it would make you feel bad when all you did was compliment her. Her problem not yours, don't worry about it.
Why would you compliment someone's posture, out of all things?
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She says metal rod in back, I say wooden stick up ass.
you should've smiled and winked and said "oooh, so THAT'S your secret." *nod, elbow nudge* like you're part of some kind of special, elite straight-back club. pat them on the back and walk off.