Geek: TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK.... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 16:46 - United States

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lazerdude07 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:32

wow...best FML ever

dcam13 19

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

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ACTriple3 5

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

You know if you press the shift key while in caps lock, the capital letters will be lower case... Just thought you should know. =) Hope this helped un-F**ing your life.

Nicrostar 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:50

Dump him and tell him to have fun with Hand-solo.

brianjman14 22

Monday 21 March 2011 22:51

Haha, this one is actually funny. You could just try holding down the shift key, OP?

poptart10170 3

Monday 21 March 2011 22:54

did you try saying please?

failtactular 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:52

this is so fake. it's obvious because every FML has to start out with "Today," it's already there for you. OP's FML starts out with TODAY,...

OCDC 9

Monday 21 March 2011 23:08

There's absolutely no way OP could have accidentally deleted it, is there?! No, no, what am I even thinking?

Hide_Yo_Kids 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:07

so what if it's fake it's hilarious

KMilliron 2

Monday 21 March 2011 22:54

If I wanted to be sympathetic to Japan I wouldn't waste my time commenting FMLs, I'd waste my time sympathizing. Nuclear power plants on a fault line is definitely YDI worthy.

Sirin_fml 46

Monday 21 March 2011 23:04

I could ask you the same question.

gingerfied 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:59

Try pushing the shift key while you're typing. It will make he letters you want lower case.

braunwynn 5

Monday 21 March 2011 22:59

youre an idiot op. the keys can pop out to be cleaned and popped back in. YDI for not knowing how to take care of a computer.

Drigr 9

Monday 21 March 2011 23:03

you can plug a USB keyboard into a laptop dumbfuck

ChibiGirl5 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:06

HAHA THAT'S AWESOME

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