Geek: TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK.... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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Today, I sat down at my computer for the first time in a week, and discovered that my cat had thrown up all over my keyboard. I needed to write up an important document but the chunks were stuck down in the keys, effectively locking it up and making it useless. FML

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By shouldhavecheckedthelock - 29/05/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML

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Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML

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By wow - 30/10/2014 22:05 - United States - Turlock

Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML

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By Rabzouz - 20/12/2008 08:16 - France

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 15:00

Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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Password issues

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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Top comments

lazerdude07 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:32

wow...best FML ever

dcam13 19

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

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jenna_rae 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:42

THIS IS GOIN ON MY FAVORITES :)

yazdmich 1

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:19

MINE TOO! :D

i_love_you87 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:43

LOL THAT'S FUNNY :D

EmoGiana 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:51

#33 is so right.. *High fives*

plasmicmac 6

Monday 21 March 2011 23:21

#51 high fives her face

IStoleTheCookies 16

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:07

LOL ^win

Joeliette 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:45

Hahahhaha genius! First fml with 'today' in capital letters.

Acousticpixie14 6

Monday 21 March 2011 22:46

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I had to run to the bathroom, I almost pissed myself. This is one of the best FMLs ever. P.S. Remove the plastic casing of the key, dumbass...

TheWorldGreatest 8

Monday 21 March 2011 22:46

OMG that's so funny, best fml ever. And I have read plenty of them . Way to funny I told all my friends and they can't stop laughing.

wowzersselainee 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:46

Lmfaooo everyone probably thinks that ur either high outta ur mind, or ur trying to start something! ... that's an honest FYL moment! :D

KMilliron 2

Monday 21 March 2011 22:46

When modding I usually get pissed at all cap FMLs. At least this one actually has a point to the caps. On screen keyboard? Dunno I'd that'll help or not.

jSOPURE 3

Monday 21 March 2011 22:46

Hmm. Sticky keys? ;)

TrinityisLife 22

Monday 21 March 2011 23:32

I guess a sock wasn't close enough :P

Wolfs_babygirl 10

Tuesday 9 August 2011 6:15

Oh ho! I see what you did there... ah ha... I see what you did... you crack yourself up, don't you? :p

katlynmarie4 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:47

fake.

DreamRose 5

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

That is just so sad. :( Yeah, I agree your life sucks because a key on your laptop got stuck, forget what happened to Japan, because apparently, a stuck key on a keyboard is just more tragic..... Sad....... (sarcasm) Don't take it personally, but something like this isn't a big deal, well big enough that your life would be ruined. I mean you could press "Shift" and you will be able to talk in lower case letters...

Lady_Bee_fml 13

Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:51

#46 lighten the hell up, it's a humour site. If you want sad meaningful shit go to MMT

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