Geek: TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK.... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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Top comments

lazerdude07 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:32

wow...best FML ever

dcam13 19

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 21 March 2011 23:43

114 - Thank you. I think we all got that.

ntglazier0216 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:44

thats not that bad a thing

CaptainPickles72 18

Monday 21 March 2011 23:46

This is the most idiotic FML ever.

talktomandybaby 8

Monday 21 March 2011 23:51

love the piccc :)

WoolyWhoop 7

Monday 21 March 2011 23:47

winning

Mrsgarcia 3

Monday 21 March 2011 23:48

Lame. Ydi for not using shift key.

trick619 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:49

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!! LOUD NOISES!!

talktomandybaby 8

Monday 21 March 2011 23:49

haha , this actually made me NOT laugh . stupidest fml in the universe . ;)

dakotamacc 5

Monday 21 March 2011 23:50

wow.. epic fail. your iPod doesn't have keys

Sirin_fml 46

Monday 21 March 2011 23:56

You do realise that FMyLife.com is a website, and not just an application, right? And read the FML again; it clearly says "laptop" in there, you nitwit.

talktomandybaby 8

Monday 21 March 2011 23:57

waiittt , i dont get it...

Cinn_fml 22

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:24

Sirin, you deserve many thumbs up on that comment. But, as a Mod, it's not allowed.

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:42

THANKS, CINN.

xxlivingcorpsexx 16

Monday 18 July 2011 2:32

129- You sir, failed

estelleselene_CX 12

Monday 21 March 2011 23:54

this FML is fckin hilarious!!!!

xlil_miss_emo_x 6

Monday 21 March 2011 23:56

omg it's not the end of the world if a cap lock key gets stuck... Get over it, get it fixed, and if needed, go to the store, buy a can of keyboard cleaner (the kind wich uses air pressure to force the "gunk" out ) and get on with your life :3 it's not like your computer broke or is ruined

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