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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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By shouldhavecheckedthelock - 29/05/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML

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By GamingWolfy5 - 27/06/2019 06:36

Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML

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By wow - 30/10/2014 22:05 - United States - Turlock

Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML

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By Rabzouz - 20/12/2008 08:16 - France

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 15:00

Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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lazerdude07 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:32

wow...best FML ever

dcam13 19

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

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justysgirl 3

Monday 21 March 2011 23:20

wow so funny.. NOT

kayluhchaos 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:20

it's pretty funny how many of you actually think that his cap lock button fell off.

pimpinpimp 2

Monday 21 March 2011 23:22

lol when you start writng an fml it starts with "Today," but I like how you fixed that with your problem

Doortje 29

Monday 21 March 2011 23:31

No, it doesn't. You have to type the whole FML yourself, including "Today" and "FML".

lionheart822 13

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:27

really? I'm not doubting you, but I just went to go see what it looked like if I posted and the "Today," was already written out...

nesha25 8

Monday 21 March 2011 23:22

Stop yelling!

idkmylogin 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:22

youre retarded cus the "today" comes by default.. it shouldnt be capitalized.

SilenceIsSilver 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:23

OH I'M SORRY OP THAT MUST SUCK BUT HEY AT LEAST YOUR FML IS MORE NOTICEABLE THAN THOSE S1LLY LOWERCASE ONES:3

wisericky 12

Monday 21 March 2011 23:23

i just disabled my caps lock cuz i press it by mistake alot.

cassbird09 12

Monday 21 March 2011 23:28

Why does everyone think this is so funny?

tweetbaby14 18

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:29

because they probably laugh at everything. they're probably one of those people that laugh at pudding or the double rainbow idiot.

RogueLeader123 7

Monday 21 March 2011 23:28

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

iamasophomore 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:30

OP should get a Mac.

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