Geek: TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK.... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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Today, I sat down at my computer for the first time in a week, and discovered that my cat had thrown up all over my keyboard. I needed to write up an important document but the chunks were stuck down in the keys, effectively locking it up and making it useless. FML

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Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML

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By shouldhavecheckedthelock - 29/05/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML

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By GamingWolfy5 - 27/06/2019 06:36

Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML

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By wow - 30/10/2014 22:05 - United States - Turlock

Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML

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By Rabzouz - 20/12/2008 08:16 - France

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

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No typing! Only petting!

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 15:00

Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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Password issues

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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lazerdude07 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:32

wow...best FML ever

dcam13 19

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

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JosherMan 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:08

OP just need to take a small flathead screwdriver or a toothpick and pop it up.

haj_fml 4

Monday 21 March 2011 23:06

You can't use Shift to change to lowercase if it's on Caps Lock on a Mac...

potatopotato 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:13

did u try holding shift m***** f*****

CTVrhythmguitari 8

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:58

Reading your comment made me realize that anyone who tries to say mother ****** online but censors it is a tool. lolfail.

sublime420 11

Monday 21 March 2011 23:14

I don't even care if this could be fake. It's awesome.

birdfreak 24

Monday 21 March 2011 23:14

agreed with #1

liquidsporkz 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:14

you have to buy a HDD recovery disk and restore your whole computer. one of those disk cost about 800$ so good luck. jk maybe just press the cap locks button repeatedly

perdix 29

Monday 21 March 2011 23:14

Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again? - Roy If that doesn't work, just buy earplugs for everyone you communicate with, so they won't mind your incessant screaming. You'll be OK just as long as you don't have to write a paper on e. e. cummings.

Anteezy 7

Monday 21 March 2011 23:28

Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again? Moss would tell you to just put something on the shift key to fix it, as would I.

perdix 29

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:53

The reason the keyboard is sticky is that Mr. Reynholm (the younger) had sex with it! I love that show! I'm so glad you caught the reference. Any word if they ever got around to making Season 5?

Anteezy 7

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:18

Mr. Reynholm's son is awesome xd, and the last thing I heard is that they are indeed making a 5th series that will air this year.

fthku 13

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:05

What the **** are you talking about Perdix, season 5?! I wasn't even aware there was beyond season 2. Shame on me.

FuzzyTheAwsome 1

Monday 21 March 2011 23:18

FAIL!!

J_rockk10 3

Monday 21 March 2011 23:19

THAT SUCKS ASS IF YOURE TELLING THE TRUTH!!!!

danielle25 15

Monday 21 March 2011 23:19

LMAO!! Best FML eveeeeer:)

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