Miscellaneous: Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so...

By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 503

You deserved it 70 830

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By WhatALoserAmI - 27/06/2016 16:08 - India - Bhopal

Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 721

You deserved it 874

By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 002

You deserved it 2 576

Cunning

By Single Again - 07/03/2020 06:11

Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 307

You deserved it 156

By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 313

You deserved it 3 187

Whoops

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 02:38 - United States - Glen Ellyn

Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 597

You deserved it 1 344

The betrayal

By jealous of my friend - 14/06/2022 02:00

Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 313

You deserved it 114

By Angela - 27/02/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 265

You deserved it 3 517

By Jake - 25/07/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 306

You deserved it 3 689

I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

I agree, your life sucks 489

You deserved it 113

Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 106

You deserved it 3 350

manw 3

Sunday 15 May 2011 16:11

wow. poor squirrel

vanillatwilight6 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 16:11

why didn't you just tell her the truth?

Comments

Narwhal234 6

Sunday 15 May 2011 17:25

You shouldn't have lied. Tell the truth next time, jerk.

ig4f 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 17:25

WIN

paradiseisland01 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 17:28

seriously that what you get for lying and not being honest, you should never lie unless if you really have to . Being with your boyfriend is nothing to be a shame of. I'm sure if it was the other way around she would have told you the truth. You can forget about that friendship that you had with your girl friend because she will always remember what a freaking liar you are. And no one I know likes liars .

annihil8or 15

Sunday 15 May 2011 17:29

Wow u got owned by ur "friend"

FarSide 22

Sunday 15 May 2011 17:36

Your friend is such an amateur. It's better for her if she had kept her mouth shut and just "remembered" your lie. Information like that can be real valuable later. And of course, YDI liar.

lextrack234 4

Sunday 15 May 2011 17:40

wow ydi for being rude and ditching your friend!

SteelCladAngel 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 17:40

you could have said 'no sorry my bf and I are going out'

DeLpHe3zY 7

Sunday 15 May 2011 17:40

Oh well.. I guess thats what happens when people cant be real with eachother.

you_freak 7

Sunday 15 May 2011 18:45

Karma has nothing to do with immediate instances. It has to do with the way in which your past life was lived and how that influenced your current life now, and how your life now will determine your next life. You guys are talking about destiny or fate or chance

you_freak 7

Sunday 15 May 2011 20:09

Dammit! I replied to #64 and it popped up here. Wtf?!

lolnatalyloves 9

Sunday 15 May 2011 17:44

don't u feel like an ass lol

SirJamie77 7

Sunday 15 May 2011 17:49

Hahaha, I can see where this is heading for you OP. You'll ditch all your friends and hang out with your BF. Then he'll break up with you, and you'll have no friends. Yep.