By Anonymous - 31/10/2015 07:19 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said "But seriously... no." FML
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FluffyPandas156 13

If she's playing around with your feelings like that, she's not the one. File

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callsign_banana 19

Then she's not the right one OP, trust me, you'll find a better person.

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Thundaar25 11

Not to mean but I don't understand how you could misread your relationship that badly? Marriage is a Hugh step. How do you not know? And yes you dodged a bullet and hopefully you learned something for your next relationship. Sorry to place responsibility both places but it is warranted in this case.

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marcranger 28

He didn't know because he obviously didn't talk to her beforehand. Never propose without knowing for sure that your partner will say yes! Sorry, OP, but YDI, at least the rejection.

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madscientist_17 15

Wtf?! So sorry op but seriously, she's an idiot. She could have kindly said no instead of acting like that.

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Rainyknights22 16

You should go deadpan too and say "ha. I was just joking."

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jonomc 12

Your just like Mr T. In 80's video what to do when u fall over. Go look it up.

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devans00 14

You dodged a bullet with that @sshole OP. You should definitely marry someone who cares about your feelings.

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Fett143 3

I think the acting and sarcastic attitude of this "lady" makes her a bitch not the fact she said no.

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patte_fml 19

In all honesty — to me she sounds like a ton of fun. If the OP cf made his proposal after just 1 year I'd find that to be an adequate way of dealing with the situation.

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gobiteme2 34

op you dodge a bullet there it sounds like she was ready to fly from the chicken coop before now

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pockleboy 7

Trick her by saying you got something she really wanted, then do the same thing she did to you.

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